formulaic kiss

I found this article in the wonder that is "the metro" newspaper on the bus today:

Why perfect kiss can be formulaic

NOW there is no excuse for getting tongue-tied - the perfect kiss is just a formula away. The quality of a snog can be determined by the equation Fx (T+C) - L divided by S, apparently. The letters refer to elements such as feel factor, kiss technique, confidence, lip texture and touch sensitivity. The formula was devised for National Kissing Day on Thursday by Dr David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University.


And Also, you know in the comments/letters bit, well this guy has written in with this message that simply said "on my daily bus journey i pass 27 bus stops and 489 lampposts. I really have too much time on my hands" or something like that. It was a gem!!

Mwah!!XX